Call me my foot on the toilet the way I be falling asleep immediately

What

what the fuck are you on about alessio

Pingo I scored like 19 out of 20 on the Alexithymia test

Probably means nothing right

I also scored 100/100 on the white boy with a little bit of sauce test but that's not relevant

I have been trying to get Pablo into JJK and this has been the experience more or less

bruh I DON'T hate everything name one thing that I hate

Our marriage.

we are NOT married alessio I have a wife and three kids

Ask your wife who shat them out.

obviously me

any italian be like can't cook, all they know is tomato sauce, being a pain in the ass during arguments, hate Albanians, twerk, be homophobic, eat carbonara and lie

also only recognising local languages as "dialects". bruh what are you talking about your neighbour DOES NOT understand you.

This is gonna be stats versus attributes all over again Pablo

And if you make me do it a second time I will GENUINELY become heterosexual