Wash your dishes, dipshit, the mold is bad for you

i actually am the only person who washes dishes in this ocd household, shut the fuck up

I fear for the household that has to eat off Pablo-washed dishes, Slimer from Ghostbusters could conceivably do a better job of that

Wenn ich entscheide, beim Bewerbungsgespräch die Wahrheit zu sagen:

— Ich bin eine vielseiting unterentwickelte Person.

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This spoke to me