💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

I have friends that get sued. They almost have a nervous breakdown. "Sir, I got sued. I don't know what to do."

I have hundreds. I don't give a shit about it.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Iran:

Iran is finished.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Somalia:

Somalia is probably the worst country on Earth.

All they have is people that shoot you all the time.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

Tariffs made us rich. Take the tariffs off and watch every factory leave America.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

We ended 5 wars thanks to tariffs. I said, "If you continue to fight, we're going to put a 200% tariff on you," and they stopped.

We should probably immediately do it with Ukraine and Russia. Never thought of it.

But we don't buy enough to do it to them, so it doesn't work.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

The Islamic Republic of Iran will tell you that we have the best military equipment.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Cuba:

Don't worry about Cuba. We will take care of Cuba on our way back from Iran.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Cuba:

We're going to come back from Iran. Those beautiful ships will pass Cuba. We'll have one of them stop about 50 yards off the coast.

They'll raise up their hands, and then we're going to send Marco Rubio in to finish up the deal.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Iran:

We may do another little Operation Epic Fury, or they will agree.

If they're smart, they will just say, "Let's get down to business."

But I doubt they will do that because perhaps they're not smart.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump on Ukraine War:

We're close to ending, I hope, the Russia-Ukraine catastrophe.

I hope we're ending that.

💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

It's called New Mexico, but it's not Mexico.

I want to change it to "New America."

💬 🇺🇸 Trump:

I called Google, and I sent him a picture of the Atlantic Ocean. It's true.

I said, "Sundar, I want to change the name of the Atlantic Ocean to American Ocean, and while you are at it, I want to change the name of the Strait of Hormuz to Trump Strait."

Sundar said, "Sir, I can't do it anymore. I've had it. I cannot do oceans, sir. I am not doing the damn Atlantic Ocean, okay?"

I said, "Sundar, I'm only kidding."

💬 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio:

To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time.

The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.