It wasn't sadness, it was the devil's dope.


Yes, that's right. The STORM zealy campaign ended quite unexpectedly. There were no notifications, no hype buildup, and no last-minute calls to participate.

Cryin–cryin 😭

Now Let's Move to Our Favorite #bigNumbers

During the campaign, we managed to break into and stay in the top 10. The total experience points farmed during this time amounted to 27,000 XP. Additionally, the profit earned from providing long-term liquidity was around $2,000.

ABSOLUTE UNPRECEDENTED PROFIT

Now for the Expectations 😐

As is well known, projects are not very fond of sharing their hard-earned green bills, so they allocate very small amounts to regular users. Based on the resources spent on farming experience, we can roughly estimate the expected reward.

A conservative million?

Probably not. The life-changing TGE is off the table. Based on pre-TGE activity results, I conservatively expect a reward of about $2,000-$3,000 for the efforts. They need to keep motivating users somehow, right? 🥰

Small Update on the Experiment

- Number of new referrals in EVAA: 1
- Number of new referrals in STORM: 0

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Out of 700 people brought into the channel, they either already had accounts in the projects (haha) or didn't even try to click the link and apply the knowledge in practice.

Nothing.

Very Interesting Day for jettons

The first thing that's been on my mind (#gambleMind) since this morning is the prolonged update of DeDust 🤔. I've been holding SCALE for a long time, as it's clear that the only DEX on TON cannot exist without its token. And the token must be involved in the DEX's functionality, related to commission income, which in turn equals a guaranteed pump.

This seems complicated, let's try again.

As a gambler, I cannot not to short SCALE ❌ for several reasons:
😞 Prolonged protocol update
😞 Long absence of staking rewards
😢 Huge volume of liquidity providers' fees for over a year that is going to be distributed with the upcoming update

Considering these factors, a price drop is ensured. I'm closely monitoring the situation to jump in 🏃‍♂️ in case of positive news.

The next thing that caught my interest, of course, is the trading contest organised by TF.

Trading shitcoins is great and fun, especially when there's a chance for free rewards for participating in the 🤗 squad. That's why I won't share my referral link. But I find the idea of abusing this campaign very interesting. How will they exclude fake swap numbers on DEXs? 🤔

TON is being mastered by professional teams of market makers and trading developers, so it should be doubly fun to watch the onchain competition. Looking forward to the start.

May the trickest one win!

...
Speaking of market making teams, I found a great euphemism for the term SHAVE in Gotbit.Andrunin's quote.

So much to do. So much to do. ❤️

GM

– If you are not a barista, you have to pay for your morning cup of coffee.
– To pay, you need to earn.

☕️

A new experiment to help improve your physical or financial health:
No earnings, no coffee.

I think I've won.
🥳

🔋 From a user's point of view, I liked the experience of participating in the draw.
Nice interface, smooth animations, wallet connection and purchase - two touches.
It would be more convenient, to use quick select buttons for tickets, e.g. 10, 20, 50, 100.

❌ From the point of view of the creator of the draw, no.
And here are a few reasons for that:
1. The search shows all the collections available on the marketplace, not just the ones I have. Fix the filters.
2. Indirect ownership of nft should be excluded from the filters. It is very strange that I am offered to create an nft draw while the actual owner of the nft is sale contract.
3. Could this be optional?

If at least one ticket has been sold, the raffle will be conducted (even with only one participant).

So yes, more or less valuable lots will not be presented there.

Last weekend, I spent some time exploring new tools, and a few of them really impressed me. The first product is veles.finance. This is a very interesting platform for creating trading bots with a huge amount of customization options for any strategy.

💸

What struck me most was the ability to connect to any exchange in just two clicks. The tool has a zero entry threshold. For myself, I chose the TON long 📈 strategy from the showcase of ready-made bots. Without going into details, I configured the sliders and buttons for x25 isolated margin, connected it to Bybit and funded my account with $1000. It turned out to be very aggressive. 🤬

The strategy can be tested with back tests. The one I chose showed a 9/10 rating based on the last two weeks of data. ✅

In two days, the "money button" brought me not just coffee money, but Irish coffee money. 💰 The commission system is very convenient - a $50 daily limit. This will play a huge role in larger volumes and the number of trades.

The only thing I, as a new user, would like to see on the platform is the display of the overall PnL with a chart and a list of trades.

Now for an experiment:
If this post gets 100 - 500 upvotes (meaning it's a very interesting post), I will continue testing the “money button”, increasing the number of strategies and the deposit by 5-10 times.

For the next review, I only need 10 of you. Please follow the link. 🤩

upd: nvm

Aye Nick, aye black&white asshole. Once again he outplayed us and destroyed our shorts.

🎅

No more #bigNumbers.

After a little investigation, I found the top holder of EVAA XP.
Drumroll
1,918,726,709 XP

Now I realize that my small numbers might just be a joke.
48,618,973 / 1,918,726,709 = 0.02533918601
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Thinking about changing my strategy. I’ll let you know when I come up with something. Stay tuned.