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A 72 year old grandmother has shocked her family and friends by announcing that she is in love with her grandson and are planning on having a baby. She said: “From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.…
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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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If your mother and your boyfriend or girlfriend is dying and your last money can save one whom will it be?
Anonymous Poll
87%
Mother
8%
Loml
3%
None
3%
I'll kill myself too