Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

@httpshkh

Whether you like it or not, her bestie is the admin of your relationship😌😂
@kaliwede

Him:I wanna be more than friends

Me: ow so you wanna be cousins
@kaliwede

When you take a screenshot of something on your phone


Your mama be " photo እነሳከኝ ማለት ነዉ"

አንዷን ቀበጥ ኢሃዲግ ደርግን እንዴት ነው ያወረደው ስላት...
:
ከPlaystore ላይ መሰለኝ😳
😂😂
@httpshkh

Life has several great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best; Just pick what makes you Happy 🙂 and it will be the Best 👍 ... Have a Wonderful day ahead !!💕💕💕❤️ 🤗 👍

@cemreH

A: Dude! you are wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
😂😂👇😂😂😂😂
✨@httpshkh✨
✨ @httpshkh✨

Don't depress my depression

GIRL : If we become
engaged will you give me
a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your
phone number??
@onlyhassu

School is a jail.
Classes are the cells,
Teachers are the security guards
And we are the prisoners.🥺 why God why?
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
°|° @onlyhassu °|°

Me: Are you upset with me?

Her:

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*after 7 mins

Her: No, why?