When I don't like you

Him: Can we meet next Friday??
Me: No,I will be having a headache on that friday

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When a thief kisses you.. Count your teeth 😐 😑
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Me:- u know when I see in your eyes I see something beautiful
Her:- what do you see love
Me:- me

Fuck the fucking fuckers
Before the fucking fuckers fuck u

Do I have time to leave ur best friend? or to be wiz ur Ex!?!??

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@httpshkh

Flag day vibe

The person that hurted me : "How are you?"

Me : I'm okay, fuck you very much for asking 😐

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@httpshkh

Teacher: Which mammal spend most of its life in the air but gives birth on ground?

Lolly: Air hostess!
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