Lower your fart tone when speaking to me

Don't get sharty with me

Howl's Pooting Castle

I think i just invented a new fart

A second ballistic fart just hit the room

Trvke

No farts this weekend :( fucked up the beans

Least my grill didn't get blowed to smithereens

Fart dot com

Two beans one fart

Just installed a new hand dryer

Edward Fartyhands

Fart nation wake up

That was just a warning strike

If you don't negotiate the re-opening of the strait of wulfgar we will have to deploy the nuclear shart option

Cutting my farts in half with a pair of scissors to make them stink twice as long

Ordering a light lunch

Currently in a fart gap relationship