if i had a cent for every animated series i've seen which ends with the main protagonist/one of the protagonists deciding to end humanity, followed by a discussion about the meaning of life in an ethereal setting i would have 3 cents

happy sinmas eve!!

wait, wdym "we're not in hell"? you fool, did you think you were safe from the eternal tortures of the afterlife? did you really think that you were just having a "hard life", but that you could live a "happy life" if you worked on yourself? this is the greatest torture of all, this is the same torture imposed on sisyphus. you are all living a lie and currently you are believing it, but subconsciously you know that this is all a facade

chat rate this loaf

"noooooo you looked better when you had short hair" i WILL kill someone

those damn cissies can't comprehend

the cooking was perfect

"noooooo but it's christmas" yes i think that it was pretty obvious by looking at literally anywhere else

btw chat i'm reading solitaire (by alice oseman)

i am literally tori

I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE I LOVE LUIGI MANGIONE

...but he got surgery

i do really hope it has spread across the body, cancer has the right to protect itself after all