michelangelo didn't give a shit about "anatomy" or "proportions", he just really liked to paint big muscular naked men and their juicy asses

CHAT

WE ARE SO BACK

he's way better than superman hands down

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing

chat

i'm finishing attack on titan, this series is so good

(heartstopper, chapter 8) this is literally nick and charlie

chat, i finished attack on titan

this was literally "billions must die" if it was a series

if i had a cent for every animated series i've seen which ends with the main protagonist/one of the protagonists deciding to end humanity, followed by a discussion about the meaning of life in an ethereal setting i would have 3 cents

happy sinmas eve!!

wait, wdym "we're not in hell"? you fool, did you think you were safe from the eternal tortures of the afterlife? did you really think that you were just having a "hard life", but that you could live a "happy life" if you worked on yourself? this is the greatest torture of all, this is the same torture imposed on sisyphus. you are all living a lie and currently you are believing it, but subconsciously you know that this is all a facade

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