this is canon

🔴🔴 Papa Francesco è morto - ANSA

@UltimoraPolitics

the pope died before deltarune 🙏🙏🙏 (he will never play it...)

4chan is still down btw

GOOD

2025 is being so funny btw

i mean yeah he was very progressive and all if compared to his predecessors but we can do better (destroy the vatican and religion altogether 🥰)

On a gloomy day, Gex enters Horn Pub and takes the usual cocktail. The bartender, Gorn, notices his mood and decides to ask him: "Say, Gex, what brings you here today?". Gex, demoralized, replies: "Today i failed my law exam on an important ancient roman law: the Sesbian Lex. It's the second time I've failed this exam and I wanted to distract for a while". As soon as he said that, he realized he had no money, he had to pay Gorn for the drink! "Holy shit! I forgot to take my money today, I'm such a disaster" he exclaims. Luckily, Gorn decides to offer him the drink, and he adds: "You just need to open your mind to things that are distant from you. This ancient law might be difficult and strange for you to understand, but if you start by searching for the similarities that exist with the laws you already know, and then you build from those, I'm sure you'll start to understand!". Gex, relieved, thanks the bartender. While exiting Horn Pub, he says: "You know, I actually think that you might be right, that's what I need to do!"

this is how i feel btw

biden x trump was actually canon 🤯

🔴 FLASH— MORTE PAPA FRANCESCO, CDM DECRETA 5 GIORNI DI LUTTO NAZIONALE

@ultimoranet

shitalian king died 😭🙏

it's literally like when elizabeth died, shitalian television hasn't talked about anything else since yesterday

i'm going insane