Everyday I live in fear of the toilet bowl brush flicking shit water onto me
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Me: "why do I feel sick?"
My brain: "you haven't eaten today dumbass"
Me: "such a mystery...."
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Go and apologize to that girl you once took her man
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Niggas with big heads always saying "No cap", yeah bro no cap can fit on your fat ass head
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Can we talk about how absolutely insane it is to expect university students who are complete strangers to sleep in the same room ????? Like?????
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I hate the word "sure" bro yes or no ?
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But this is my emotional support
Unrequited crush
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"you are so quiet"
*Me busy fighting the intrusive thoughts"
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If I don't win the lotto this week I'm not eating for a month
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The new bot is up and running @Dryyhumorrbot

If we all just stop payin bills at the same time what they gon do
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I told you I was mentally unstable why are you mad
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Saying somethings in the air instead of admitting life is going downhill>>>
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My back hurts from carrying the conversation with someone whose chat is drier than ድርቆሽ አንጀራ
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How do I say "??" In real life
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Eat like a pig
Get ቁንጣን
Promise you will never do that again
Complain like a chicken
Repeat
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