Anytime I see someone with mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a powerful wizard
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Yo pass me that potion 😭

People swear they be fighting demons when the whole time it's the consequence to their own actions
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Don't you hate it when you're in the dark and you can't work out if your own eyes are open or shut.
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Would you rather marry an ogre 👹 or a troll👺

Do phone calls ever get easier or am I doomed to write scripts before them for the rest of my neurodivergent life
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They're coming for my good kidney I can feel it
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Does anybody else have a favourite ሱቅ or do I just form attachments to everything
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I'm at a point where u don't even know the point I'm at but I'm at a point
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Do people still disappear at the Bermuda triangle or something change?
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Everyday I live in fear of the toilet bowl brush flicking shit water onto me
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Me: "why do I feel sick?"
My brain: "you haven't eaten today dumbass"
Me: "such a mystery...."
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Go and apologize to that girl you once took her man
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Niggas with big heads always saying "No cap", yeah bro no cap can fit on your fat ass head
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Can we talk about how absolutely insane it is to expect university students who are complete strangers to sleep in the same room ????? Like?????
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I hate the word "sure" bro yes or no ?
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But this is my emotional support
Unrequited crush
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