Dry Humor
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Created sep 6 2019
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I wonder if birds fly for fun or if they always in some mission
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Mfs wake up and immediately play sad songs like bro did you even try to be happy
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All money I spend is on food and clothes and I'm still hungry and can't find anything to wear
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I wanna wear heels but I'm built like a 200 year old tree and I'm about as stable as a government built house
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Idc what anybody say, pets can tell the disrespect when you pet them with your feet
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Anytime I see someone with mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a powerful wizard
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People swear they be fighting demons when the whole time it's the consequence to their own actions
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Don't you hate it when you're in the dark and you can't work out if your own eyes are open or shut.
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Would you rather marry an ogre 👹 or a troll👺
Do phone calls ever get easier or am I doomed to write scripts before them for the rest of my neurodivergent life
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They're coming for my good kidney I can feel it
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Does anybody else have a favourite ሱቅ or do I just form attachments to everything
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I'm at a point where u don't even know the point I'm at but I'm at a point
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Do people still disappear at the Bermuda triangle or something change?
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Everyday I live in fear of the toilet bowl brush flicking shit water onto me
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