Dry Humor
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Created sep 6 2019
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watching Disney movies : skip the singing part, skip the mourning part, skip the kissing part, and always skip the comforting part.. only the viyolence part...
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Bees can have mental illnesses???
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Washing dishes but only when no one tells you to . If they ask you to, it ruins the vibe
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Are you okay ? Nah, but I'm funny
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Fun fact :
You're NOT anyone's crush
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Babies with grown up names freak me tf out, like no I don't want to hold ጉዲና
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The fact that I took my dad's favourite trouser which is also my favourite n then took it libs bet keza askenshe wegebun mnamn metahu guess who's upset asf? not me 🌚
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Ladies happy women's Day
I wonder if birds fly for fun or if they always in some mission
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Mfs wake up and immediately play sad songs like bro did you even try to be happy
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All money I spend is on food and clothes and I'm still hungry and can't find anything to wear
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I wanna wear heels but I'm built like a 200 year old tree and I'm about as stable as a government built house
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Idc what anybody say, pets can tell the disrespect when you pet them with your feet
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Anytime I see someone with mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a powerful wizard
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