Dry Humor
I cosplay a lot usually as someone who has their shit together @heartstrings
Losing my mind but in a sexy mysterious way
Sometimes I wanna go up to people in the gym and tell them they're lookin strong af but then I get worried that I'll come off as weird
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Tryin to go through clothes to get rid of is just keeping them all but telling half of them that they're on thin ice
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Dry Humor
Tryin to go through clothes to get rid of is just keeping them all but telling half of them that they're on thin ice @heartstrings
anyway I'm off to watch the office for the 7th time . Not really 💀
Peter Parker better than me, I would've been crying and throwing up in the coffee shop talking about "BAE IT'S MEEEE"
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Why do old people just decide to stand in the middle of every fucking walkway
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I wish I had the same level of confidence as Indian men on the internet
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watching Disney movies : skip the singing part, skip the mourning part, skip the kissing part, and always skip the comforting part.. only the viyolence part...
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Washing dishes but only when no one tells you to . If they ask you to, it ruins the vibe
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Babies with grown up names freak me tf out, like no I don't want to hold ጉዲና
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The fact that I took my dad's favourite trouser which is also my favourite n then took it libs bet keza askenshe wegebun mnamn metahu guess who's upset asf? not me 🌚
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Dry Humor
The fact that I took my dad's favourite trouser which is also my favourite n then took it libs bet keza askenshe wegebun mnamn metahu guess who's upset asf? not me 🌚 @heartstrings
ማንንም እንዳትሰሙ do what you want to do then face the consequences in my case ass whooping