GROUNDHOG DAY! LET'S GO!

This is pitiful.

A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat.

What a hype.

Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town.

They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it.

You're hypocrites, all of you!

... Once a year, the eyes of the nation turn here, to this tiny hamlet in Pennsylvania, to watch a master at work.

The master?

Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous weatherman, the groundhog, who, as legend has it, can predict the coming of an early spring.

And here's the big moment we've all been waiting for.