Bonus content from Wolfram Alpha, a usually much more reliable interface for calculations and facts.

That is LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE.

If this were true, batteries would be the best power source in the world. -.-

Ah yes, we measure users in millimeters.

Google REALLY doesn't understand the "Mega" SI prefix. Ironically, the autocomplete suggestion SHOWS THIS CORRECTLY.

Oh, it doesn't understand milliNewtons either..

Apparently week 18 this year lasted 6 months. Gosh that must've been a tough week.

Ah yes, how rated load == efficiency... no.

No, that's not what I'm looking for..

Well, Wolfram Alpha is pretty smart too it seems.

Ah yes, I clearly meant the exact opposite of what I searched for. Every. Single. Result. Is. The. Opposite.

… interesting

It would seem We received ownership of this channel when the original owner lost their account.

Hiiii Rose!!! Want it transferred back? 💖

Only code is counted in lines.

That's not what I asked for and you can't even get any portion of it correct.

According to Apple Health, the only thing related to food is tracking a menstrual cycle, which also doesn't properly track menstrual cycles because it only accepts bleeding as a symptom for tracking. :D

Spoilers:

Tapping "yes" didn't go to page 4