I don't fuckin know if this one's real but here you go

https://fixupx.com/brint/status/1794163246313938995?

this is my headcanon now

https://bsky.app/profile/indyfromspace.bsky.social/post/3ktajfe6xtk2e

Goodness fuck, that's a lot of new folks! Welcome y'all!

Caramba, hay un montón de gentes nueves! Bienvenidos a todos!

CW: auto-recommended unaliving

Mmmm yummy chlorine gas

OH SHIT DUCKDUCKGO HAS IT NOW TOO

Tapped Burger King on the map and it decided to select Taco Bell instead because that's sponsored.

Thanks, enshittification!

CW: mention of CP