ℹ️ PROJECT REPORT
Date: 08.07.2026
Project: Nonlinear Unstable Lattice Luminescent Isotope Extraction
Status: IN PROGRESS
We have analyzed the foreign audio file recovered from the system; however, no meaningful interpretation has been achieved so far, and its origin and purpose remain unknown. Efforts to decode its structure and potential signaling patterns are ongoing.
In the meantime, operational focus has been redirected to the extraction of antimatter. Researcher Faith is currently classified as MIA, which is expected to impact the overall pace of the process. Despite this setback, we project completion of antimatter extraction from all ultimate samples by Monday, 13/7.
A recovery unit is being assembled under Teddie’s direction to locate researcher Faith and, if possible, identify and contain the entity responsible for her disappearance. At present, no viable leads have been established.
■■■■■■■■■■Collect and hold any Ultimate rarity stickers (Event Tickets excluded) to receive an airdrop of material (1 material per each Ultimate sticker held) needed for forging Glitched and Antimatter Eggs.
Act fast! The snapshot will take place at a random time between now and Sunday 13/7 11:59pm UTC
Eligible Ultimate stickers:➡ Teddie Ultimate😉 ➡ Teddie & Friends➡ Faith Ultimate🥰 ➡ Urika Ultimate😀 ➡ Dawn Ultimate😎 ➡ Baby Durov Gold🎁 ➡ Baby Durov Holo🎁
Note: Stickers must be held in Goodies inventory at the time of snapshot to be deemed eligible.
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Good afternoon, apologies for a confusion - the event snapshot hasn't been made yet - the window is meant to be open until midnight UTC from Sunday to Monday (not a mid-weekend - there was a discrepancy in a text and description of the event).
Thereby the window for the snapshot is still open.😉
Thereby the window for the snapshot is still open.
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New rotation of Free For All burn is here! 🍾
Burn eligible assets to earn XP, increase your account level, and boost your luck multiplier🔥 ⬆️ 🍀
How it works?
In Workshop - Burn, the Free For All event runs for one week with a rotating pool of 6 eligible assets🌡
🎁 Additional rewards:
🔝 Top 1 — Glitched Egg + Gold Ticket
🥇 Top 2-3 — Antimatter Egg + Gold Ticket
🥈 Ranks 4–10 — Silver Ticket
🥉 Ranks 11–20 — Bronze Ticket
The points from Free For All event counts also towards Global Leaderboard🧸
Burn eligible assets to earn XP, increase your account level, and boost your luck multiplier
How it works?
In Workshop - Burn, the Free For All event runs for one week with a rotating pool of 6 eligible assets
The points from Free For All event counts also towards Global Leaderboard
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The Antimatter core🖤 material has been delivered to all eligible users now.
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I’ve been having fun in the meme ecosystem recently ☕️ (you saw yoda hit 100x and hasn’t got started yet 👀), it’s great to see more activity in the trenches. I am a firm believer that memecoins are one of the biggest catalysts for blockchain ecosystems.
They drive volume, liquidity, experimentation and activate a tonne of new users on chain. They give people a reason to care and go a little deeper into TON🙏
Telegram culture is memes🧐
Blockchain culture is memes🍒 🍒 🍒
Sticker culture is memes😉
I think they can have a special relationship with stickers and the unfolding telegram ecosystem of gifts, usernames, anon numbers, defi, gaming, apps and social messaging
They drive volume, liquidity, experimentation and activate a tonne of new users on chain. They give people a reason to care and go a little deeper into TON
Telegram culture is memes
Blockchain culture is memes
Sticker culture is memes
I think they can have a special relationship with stickers and the unfolding telegram ecosystem of gifts, usernames, anon numbers, defi, gaming, apps and social messaging
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I’m opening a private alpha chat for retardio giga brain legends on TON
group leaderboard, contract analysis, call tracker - all that tg good stuff for trenches
Maybe some alpha😐 📞 😏
But you’ll need a sticker to get in😀
group leaderboard, contract analysis, call tracker - all that tg good stuff for trenches
Maybe some alpha
But you’ll need a sticker to get in
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Teddie
In the meantime, I went shopping for some sticker memes today - teddie.ton I aped 69 TON $REDO at $7.6m mcap: The hood stays on. Resistance Dog means so much to Telegram and Pavel Durov, it’s a meme with a mission🦸♂️ I aped 69 TON $UTYA at $17.3m mcap:…
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Tomorrow, get access to the Teddie Trenches.
A private room full of certified trenchers, degenerates & TON legends.
Your access = hold Teddie Alpha sticker collection🧐
Dropping Thursday, 11am EST
😏 22 TON
😃 Live for 24hrs
Higher mint price than your typical sticker pack, so we filter for conviction😤
The next chapter of TON won’t be built by spectators. If we want a bigger TON ecosystem, we gotta keep gramming🫡
A private room full of certified trenchers, degenerates & TON legends.
Your access = hold Teddie Alpha sticker collection
Dropping Thursday, 11am EST
Higher mint price than your typical sticker pack, so we filter for conviction
The next chapter of TON won’t be built by spectators. If we want a bigger TON ecosystem, we gotta keep gramming
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