Чьйуть нє росплаколся, блять

Сука, які ж вони лицемірні покидьки, це просто пздц

Может это потому шо за вас и вашего ебаного асада нахуй не нужно воевать?

Хули ты жалуешься, быдло???

Та скажіть як туди на роботу влаштуватись, заїбали

Я безкоштовно готовий працювати там

Buy an oreshnik. Or I’ll Drive You Crazy. A Poem

One of the biggest problems with Russian propaganda aimed at Ukrainians is not just its underestimation of Ukrainians and detachment from reality (the “one people” nonsense), but also its inability to accept that certain tools Russia uses have never worked and never will—simply because Ukrainians don’t share the same mentality. Instead of acknowledging this, Russians project how they would react onto others, basing their entire strategy on these flawed assumptions. Unsurprisingly, the entire strategy is rotten from the foundation up.

Take the much-hyped “Oreshnik” missile. What have the Russians achieved by using it in Ukraine? Has deploying this weapon brought them closer to victory? Did it create the intended fear among Ukrainians? What measurable outcomes or results came from the demonstrative launch of this intercontinental nonsense?

As of today—absolutely none. Ukrainians remain unshaken, still viewing the Kremlin’s geriatric leader as a deranged old man and Russians as accomplices in genocide. Yes, Ukraine’s air defenses didn’t intercept this contraption, but the Russians also achieved nothing meaningful:

Instead of destroying the Yuzhmash factory in Dnipro, they destroyed private buildings and garages. This once again proves that the first ones to storm the Kremlin after the soldiers should be orderlies equipped to handle aggressive lunatics, knowing how to quickly restrain someone shouting, “I’m the emperor, you can’t treat me this way!”

The issue isn’t that Putin’s “Oreshnik” launches flowers or teddy bears. The issue is that only someone desperately in need of psychiatric help would order a 2,200-pound missile to destroy a 1,838-acre factory and genuinely believe it’s a feasible task. Then to announce it to the world, claiming, “You all saw that, right? We’ve got more of these! Fear us!” (Cue uncontrollable laughter from Ukrainian allies who kept quiet but couldn’t hold back their amusement.)

Reading the news requires the right perspective, as words hold meaning—even a simple rearrangement in a sentence can change the context entirely. And, of course, asking questions, like a child relentlessly asking “why” 99 times a day.

Here’s an example of how to interpret (not calling for action, by the way—you’ve got your own head on your shoulders) such news from Russian propaganda:

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