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By @erindesu@tech.lgbt (fedi)
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Forwarded from vi improved (not jennbob ๐ˆ’โƒโงต)
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โ€ข dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic
โ€ข refuses to use the normal app like a peasant
โ€ข Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller
โ€ข Claude delivers the goods
โ€ข pulls an auth token from their servers, connects successfully
โ€ข except the system thinks he controls 7000 vacuums
โ€ข checks again
โ€ข yep, seven thousand
โ€ข DJI built authentication with zero device ownership verification
โ€ข any valid token works for any unit on the planet
โ€ข Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries
โ€ข live vacuum camera feeds everywhere
โ€ข full floor plans from the mapping data
โ€ข some guy in germany eating cereal at 3am, unaware his roomba is snitching
โ€ข one API call away from being the most informed burglar in history
โ€ข all he wanted was to steer his vacuum with a joystick
โ€ข does the right thing and reports it
โ€ข DJI fixes it in two days
โ€ข back to normal life with his stupidly expensive floor cleaner
โ€ข IoT companies stay undefeated at shipping garbage security
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linux wouldnt tell you that its pinoquio day
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See more on Niggers
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Jane Street was running an algorithm that dumped Bitcoin every single morning at 10am. Every day. For months. Crashing the price. Liquidating retail. Buying back lower. Rinse and repeat.

The second they got sued it stopped. The 10am dump disappeared. Now Bitcoin just had the best day in months.

One trading firm... Thatโ€™s all it took to suppress the entire crypto market for months.
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former matrix devs with ties to the mossad
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