Which of these restaurants would you consider "fast food" establishments?
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96%
McDonalds / Burger King
92%
KFC
83%
Chic Fil A
17%
Denny's
45%
Shake Shack
13%
Buffalo Wild Winga
53%
Chipotle
24%
Wawa
16%
Waffle House
18%
I don't know all of these restaurants
You ever have dreams (or nightmares) of current or former former employers? You know, “Work Dreams”
Anonymous Poll
58%
Yes
35%
No
7%
I don’t know
Other than in your restroom, do you have any mirrors hanging up in your home?
Anonymous Poll
3%
Yes, more than I’d like to admit
18%
Yes, a handful
45%
Yes, one or two
34%
No
Any of you ever play games on your phone that were advertised to you via social media in some way shape or form? (It could be whatever, but Bejeweled, Farmville, etc, are examples)
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20%
Yes, I do
12%
Yes, and I am ashamed
15%
Yes, I have, but never again
2%
No, but I probably would
32%
No
19%
Absolutely not
Which tickles your fancy the most?
Anonymous Poll
40%
Solid colors
16%
Stripes
3%
Polka Dots
19%
Plaid
7%
Argyle
6%
Checkerboard
8%
Confetti pattern
If you saw someone describe themselves as "Polyphobic" on their Tinder profile, what would you assume that meant at first read?
Anonymous Poll
64%
Afraid or averse of polyamorous people
3%
Afraid or averse of crowded places/many people
11%
Afraid or averse of many things in general
4%
A misspelling of "polyphonic"
18%
I don't even know
Forwarded from Important Furry Statistics
You're invited to a wedding, and you've decided to go. Which entree do you select for the dinner?
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42%
Beef
32%
Chicken
17%
Fish
9%
Vegetarian/Vegan
Do you ever do something that borders on inappropriate, just because you know you can get away with it?
Anonymous Poll
63%
Yes
23%
No
15%
I don’t know
What's your favorite alter ego of Doug's?
Anonymous Poll
2%
Durango Doug
17%
Quailman
1%
Jack Bandit
0%
Race Canyon
2%
Smash Adams
1%
The Chameleon
7%
Doug in the really big suit from the "banging on a trash can" music video daydream
70%
I don't know who Doug is
You ever let someone else use your rectangle? 📱
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38%
Yes
28%
No
22%
Absolutely not
11%
I don’t know
Scenario: You’re in the car with someone for 4 hours on a road trip, and they decide to buy a container of hard boiled eggs at a truck stop to eat on the way there.
Anonymous Poll
14%
Fucking rude
18%
Kinda rude
38%
I don’t see the problem
30%
They can eat what they want
The hours you work for your primary job is driven mostly by...
Anonymous Poll
13%
Based upon the hours the business is open to the public
29%
9-5 or other standard working hours
11%
Based on some other arbitrary work schedule unrelated to when customers can do business with us
4%
Based only on when meetings/conference calls are
4%
First responder/on call/work as dispatched
4%
Based on client appointments or availability of customers
10%
Some other weirdness
11%
Nothing, I can work whenever as long as I get my job done
14%
Nothing, I don't have a job
You ever just Grill ‘n Chill at the Dairy Queen?
Anonymous Poll
2%
I eat at the Dairy Queen regularly
29%
I occasionally eat at the Dairy Queen
43%
I used to, or have once, but there aren’t any in my area now, or I just don’t anymore
26%
I’ve never eaten at a Dairy Queen, or don’t know what that is
It’s been a little over 60 days since Telegram Premium was released for purchase.
Anonymous Poll
10%
I bought it when it first became available
5%
I eventually bought it
1%
I bought it, but then cancelled it
12%
I’ve been considering purchasing it
5%
I want it, but I can’t afford it
68%
I’m still not interested in purchasing it for one reason or another
How do you like your chicken cooked? 🍗
Anonymous Poll
67%
Well done
13%
Medium well
8%
Medium
3%
Medium rare
9%
Rare
Who would win in a fight?
Anonymous Poll
23%
The Predator
40%
The Terminator
24%
The Batman
13%
Robocop
Forwarded from Important Furry Statistics
How often do you tip at a restaurant?
Anonymous Poll
51%
Always, no matter what
35%
Most of the time, depends on service
4%
Only when I receive amazing service
2%
Very rarely, regardless of the service
8%
I don't tip at restaurants
What is your opinion on Slim Jims?
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4%
They are gross because they are meat
7%
They are gross because they aren't *meat*
14%
They are gross because I don't like the taste
6%
Fuck Macho Man Randy Savage
46%
I like them
23%
What is this I don't even
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