When was the last time you replaced your toothbrush?
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38%
Recently
40%
A while ago
16%
Oh no
6%
What are you talking about?
Are you going to watch the new Beavis and Butthead show being released on Paramount+?
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14%
Yes
70%
No
17%
Im not sure yet
How far are you in debt?
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44%
Not at all
17%
Oh
10%
Oh no
11%
Oh I don’t like that
7%
Please stop
6%
My life is in shambles
4%
This is terrible
When's the last surgery you had? (Discuss!)
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28%
Never
10%
This year
6%
Last year
24%
Within the last 5 years
18%
Without the last 10 years
14%
Longer
Do you make rules for yourself? A way that you feel something should be done, that you adhere to as best as you can?
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20%
Yes, overwhelmingly so
39%
Yes, but its more just that I have habits
15%
I guess so
13%
I never really thought about it, but I suppose I do for a few things
11%
Rarely, I am more of a go with the flow type
3%
I don't understand this concept, why give yourself rules
How do you feel about pretzels 🥨
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50%
Love ‘em
39%
Like ‘em
8%
Don’t like ‘em
3%
Hate ‘em
Which of these restaurants would you consider "fast food" establishments?
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96%
McDonalds / Burger King
92%
KFC
83%
Chic Fil A
17%
Denny's
45%
Shake Shack
13%
Buffalo Wild Winga
53%
Chipotle
24%
Wawa
16%
Waffle House
18%
I don't know all of these restaurants
You ever have dreams (or nightmares) of current or former former employers? You know, “Work Dreams”
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58%
Yes
35%
No
7%
I don’t know
Other than in your restroom, do you have any mirrors hanging up in your home?
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3%
Yes, more than I’d like to admit
18%
Yes, a handful
45%
Yes, one or two
34%
No
Any of you ever play games on your phone that were advertised to you via social media in some way shape or form? (It could be whatever, but Bejeweled, Farmville, etc, are examples)
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20%
Yes, I do
12%
Yes, and I am ashamed
15%
Yes, I have, but never again
2%
No, but I probably would
32%
No
19%
Absolutely not
Which tickles your fancy the most?
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40%
Solid colors
16%
Stripes
3%
Polka Dots
19%
Plaid
7%
Argyle
6%
Checkerboard
8%
Confetti pattern
If you saw someone describe themselves as "Polyphobic" on their Tinder profile, what would you assume that meant at first read?
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64%
Afraid or averse of polyamorous people
3%
Afraid or averse of crowded places/many people
11%
Afraid or averse of many things in general
4%
A misspelling of "polyphonic"
18%
I don't even know
Forwarded from Important Furry Statistics
You're invited to a wedding, and you've decided to go. Which entree do you select for the dinner?
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42%
Beef
32%
Chicken
17%
Fish
9%
Vegetarian/Vegan
Do you ever do something that borders on inappropriate, just because you know you can get away with it?
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63%
Yes
23%
No
15%
I don’t know
What's your favorite alter ego of Doug's?
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2%
Durango Doug
17%
Quailman
1%
Jack Bandit
0%
Race Canyon
2%
Smash Adams
1%
The Chameleon
7%
Doug in the really big suit from the "banging on a trash can" music video daydream
70%
I don't know who Doug is