You knew the late Gilbert Gottfried best from his work on ...
Anonymous Poll
43%
Aladdin
6%
Aflack commercials
3%
Hollywood squaresi have no if
4%
The aristocrats
1%
Are you afraid of the dark?
1%
Dr Dolittle
3%
Comedy Central Roasts
2%
As Fred Fuchs in AVGN
15%
Someplace else
22%
I have no idea who this is
Under “Privacy and Security” in your telegram settings, what option do you have selected for your phone number under the privacy category?
Anonymous Poll
3%
Everybody
42%
My Contacts
55%
Nobody
In general, would you consider yourself a paranoid person?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Absolutely
46%
Somewhat
29%
Not Really
6%
Not in the least
Have you ever *explicitly* taken advantage of your US intellectual property rights? [Multi select]
Anonymous Poll
5%
I have registered a copyrighted with with the copyright office
4%
I have registered a trademark or service math with the trademark office
3%
I have filed or applied to file a patent
1%
I have gone to court over a trade secret
73%
None of the above
22%
I am not a US citizen
Which would you prefer? 🥪
Anonymous Poll
65%
A hot sandwich
29%
A cold sandwich
6%
No sandwich, thank you
Do you have a furry display at home? A shrine to past furcons and related memorabilia, such as badges and lanyards, pins, cards, etc?
Anonymous Poll
42%
Yes
54%
No
4%
I don’t know
Forwarded from Important Furry Statistics
Forwarded from Important Furry Statistics
You have to operate every computer you use at this resolution for the rest of your life. Pick one ☝️
Anonymous Poll
17%
640x480@Thousands of colors
43%
800x600@256 colors
15%
1024x768@16 colors
25%
I’m not sure 🤔
Do you have a loose change jar at home?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Yes, I take from it as needed
6%
Yes, it’s saved for a special non emergency purpose or reason, like a vacation or a toy
2%
Yes, it’s reserved for emergency funds
47%
Yes, but it really has no specific designation
32%
No, I don’t have a change jar of any capacity
How do you feel about those strawberry hard candies with the soft gooey center? 🍓
Anonymous Poll
47%
Love em
26%
Indifferent
9%
Hate em
18%
Have never had one
A follow up to our tuna salad sandwich question; When you purchase tuna fish in a can or pouch, which do you choose?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Packed in water
15%
Packed in oil
41%
I don’t consume tuna fish in this capacity
Fandom-wide check-in. COVID status:
Final Results
41%
I'm vaccinated and have never had COVID
32%
I'm vaccinated and have had COVID
15%
I'm not vaccinated and have never have COVID
12%
I'm not vaccinated and I've had COVID
On average, what are your dreams like?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Mostly pleasant
52%
Weird or confusing
10%
Just shy of being nightmares
6%
Absolutely terrifying
15%
I don’t dream
How do you feel about “The Beatles”?
Anonymous Poll
26%
Love em
58%
Meh
11%
Hate em
4%
Never heard of em
In your car, audio comes from ... [Multi select]
Anonymous Poll
45%
FM Radio
13%
AM Radio
10%
Satellite Radio
19%
CD Player
5%
Casette Tape Player
11%
USB Drive or SD Card
59%
My Phone or Tablet (via Bluetooth)
26%
My Phone or Tablet (via USB/Carplay/Android Auto)
27%
My Phone or Tablet (via Analog/"Aux Cable")
6%
Other source (tell us in the comments)
How many slices of cheese in your grilled cheese sandwich? 🥪
Anonymous Poll
13%
One slice
55%
Two slices
13%
Three slices
10%
4+ slices
9%
No grilled cheese for me, thanks ☺️
You’re offered a sandwich of your choosing, one that would normally come with mustard. Which mustard do you choose?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Deli Mustard
43%
Dijon Mustard
31%
No Mustard