This is how I sleep 💤
Anonymous Poll
50%
On a bed, with a frame and a headboard
30%
On a bed with a basic metal frame, no headboard
6%
On a box spring and mattress, no frame, on the floor
4%
On a mattress on the floor
1%
On an air mattress
2%
On a futon
2%
On a couch/hide a bed
2%
On the floor
3%
It varies/no consistent place where you sleep
What do you normally wear to sleep?
Anonymous Poll
43%
Underwear
5%
Sweat pants
14%
Actual pajamas
7%
Street Clothes
32%
Nothing at all
Select a 'Tourette's Guy' quote you would repeat to your mom, dad, or unsuspecting loved one without any context.
Anonymous Poll
8%
Don't talk shit about Total®️!
4%
Fashion Bug®️!
10%
Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!
27%
Oh, Bob Saget!
15%
It's embarassing as FUCK to have an ASS.
3%
Alright, who wrankled my Randy Travis poster, pissed on the seat, and hid my keys?
7%
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt.
17%
You can't do shit without your balls.
10%
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out [..] about Big Foot. UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit
How cold do you like your drinking water?
Anonymous Poll
1%
Hot
1%
Warm
19%
Room Temperature
50%
Chilled
28%
Practically glacial
2%
I don’t drink water
Go to the fridge. Is your ketchup expired?
Anonymous Poll
6%
Yeah
8%
Almost, but not quite
59%
Nope
27%
There is no ketchup in my fridge
You're participating in a spelling bee. Which of the following best describes you.
Anonymous Poll
16%
State Champion
22%
Nerdy kid with glasses held together by tape
28%
There because my mom made me
14%
There because guidance councilor made me
19%
It was either this, or detention
If I had to choose one pet, I would choose..
Anonymous Poll
43%
Dog
31%
Cat
4%
Bird
4%
Horse
7%
Reptile
4%
Rodent
8%
Other
Who portrayed your favorite version of Hannibal Lecter?
Anonymous Poll
2%
Brian Cox
28%
Anthony Hopkins
1%
Gaspard Ulliel
9%
Mads Mikkelsen
61%
🤷♂️
You have to fight one of the following, which do you choose?
Anonymous Poll
29%
5 Clowns
9%
1 Lion
19%
10 Zombies
44%
100 Poisonous Snails
👍1
How about a freshly made Tuna Salad Sandwich 🥪
Anonymous Poll
59%
Sounds delicious 😋
41%
Yuck city 🤢
If all the paperwork was taken care of for you, for $200,000 would you change your name to "Stu Pickles"?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Yes
46%
No
10%
I don't know
What's your favorite variety of Lunchables?
Anonymous Poll
29%
Pepperoni Pizza or Extra Cheesy Pizza
3%
Chicken Dunks
6%
Nacho Cheese Dip & Salsa
3%
Bologna/Cheese/Crackers
7%
Turkey/Cheese/Crackers
12%
Ham/Cheese/Crackers
3%
Pepperoni/Mozzerella/Crackers
9%
The oldschool ones with Ham, Turkey, Cheese, Bologna, Crackers, Mustard, and the Andes Mint
18%
I have never eaten Lunchables and/or "eww"
10%
Lunchables aren't available here
How do you feel about chili?
Anonymous Poll
66%
With beans
14%
Without beans
5%
Vegetarian
15%
No thanks
You knew the late Gilbert Gottfried best from his work on ...
Anonymous Poll
43%
Aladdin
6%
Aflack commercials
3%
Hollywood squaresi have no if
4%
The aristocrats
1%
Are you afraid of the dark?
1%
Dr Dolittle
3%
Comedy Central Roasts
2%
As Fred Fuchs in AVGN
15%
Someplace else
22%
I have no idea who this is
Under “Privacy and Security” in your telegram settings, what option do you have selected for your phone number under the privacy category?
Anonymous Poll
3%
Everybody
42%
My Contacts
55%
Nobody
In general, would you consider yourself a paranoid person?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Absolutely
46%
Somewhat
29%
Not Really
6%
Not in the least
Have you ever *explicitly* taken advantage of your US intellectual property rights? [Multi select]
Anonymous Poll
5%
I have registered a copyrighted with with the copyright office
4%
I have registered a trademark or service math with the trademark office
3%
I have filed or applied to file a patent
1%
I have gone to court over a trade secret
73%
None of the above
22%
I am not a US citizen
Which would you prefer? 🥪
Anonymous Poll
65%
A hot sandwich
29%
A cold sandwich
6%
No sandwich, thank you