Someone says "BINGO". Your first thought is ...
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43%
Someone just won a game
6%
There was a farmer who had a dog...
3%
This plane is gonna run out of fuel
42%
They just figured something out
1%
A "Business-oriented International Non-Government Organization"
4%
Probably some furry named that
2%
I remember a game show named "LINGO" with Chuck Woolery
Have you ever flown on a privately chartered aircraft?
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18%
Yes
77%
No
4%
I don’t know
Are you currently comfortable with the way you’re sitting?
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50%
Yes
17%
No
33%
“I’m not technically sitting”
My living space is
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8%
Organized and Neat
33%
Mostly organized and neat
42%
Somewhat unorganized and cluttered
18%
Unorganized and cluttered
The IRS Tax Deadline is Monday, April 18th. Have you filed your taxes yet?
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61%
Yes
15%
No
24%
I’m not a US citizen, or I don’t file taxes
This is how I sleep 💤
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50%
On a bed, with a frame and a headboard
30%
On a bed with a basic metal frame, no headboard
6%
On a box spring and mattress, no frame, on the floor
4%
On a mattress on the floor
1%
On an air mattress
2%
On a futon
2%
On a couch/hide a bed
2%
On the floor
3%
It varies/no consistent place where you sleep
What do you normally wear to sleep?
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43%
Underwear
5%
Sweat pants
14%
Actual pajamas
7%
Street Clothes
32%
Nothing at all
Select a 'Tourette's Guy' quote you would repeat to your mom, dad, or unsuspecting loved one without any context.
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8%
Don't talk shit about Total®️!
4%
Fashion Bug®️!
10%
Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!
27%
Oh, Bob Saget!
15%
It's embarassing as FUCK to have an ASS.
3%
Alright, who wrankled my Randy Travis poster, pissed on the seat, and hid my keys?
7%
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt.
17%
You can't do shit without your balls.
10%
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out [..] about Big Foot. UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit
How cold do you like your drinking water?
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1%
Hot
1%
Warm
19%
Room Temperature
50%
Chilled
28%
Practically glacial
2%
I don’t drink water
Go to the fridge. Is your ketchup expired?
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6%
Yeah
8%
Almost, but not quite
59%
Nope
27%
There is no ketchup in my fridge
You're participating in a spelling bee. Which of the following best describes you.
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16%
State Champion
22%
Nerdy kid with glasses held together by tape
28%
There because my mom made me
14%
There because guidance councilor made me
19%
It was either this, or detention
If I had to choose one pet, I would choose..
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43%
Dog
31%
Cat
4%
Bird
4%
Horse
7%
Reptile
4%
Rodent
8%
Other
Who portrayed your favorite version of Hannibal Lecter?
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2%
Brian Cox
28%
Anthony Hopkins
1%
Gaspard Ulliel
9%
Mads Mikkelsen
61%
🤷♂️
You have to fight one of the following, which do you choose?
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29%
5 Clowns
9%
1 Lion
19%
10 Zombies
44%
100 Poisonous Snails
👍1
How about a freshly made Tuna Salad Sandwich 🥪
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59%
Sounds delicious 😋
41%
Yuck city 🤢
If all the paperwork was taken care of for you, for $200,000 would you change your name to "Stu Pickles"?
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44%
Yes
46%
No
10%
I don't know
What's your favorite variety of Lunchables?
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29%
Pepperoni Pizza or Extra Cheesy Pizza
3%
Chicken Dunks
6%
Nacho Cheese Dip & Salsa
3%
Bologna/Cheese/Crackers
7%
Turkey/Cheese/Crackers
12%
Ham/Cheese/Crackers
3%
Pepperoni/Mozzerella/Crackers
9%
The oldschool ones with Ham, Turkey, Cheese, Bologna, Crackers, Mustard, and the Andes Mint
18%
I have never eaten Lunchables and/or "eww"
10%
Lunchables aren't available here