Do you think that a “Crème of McDonald’s soup” would be good?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Yes
75%
No
17%
I don’t know
Do you consider the number 13 to be an unlucky number?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Yes
76%
No
11%
I don’t know
Which do you eat first? Your burger or your fries?
Anonymous Poll
28%
🍔
35%
🍟
35%
🍔&🍟
2%
I’ve never eaten this type of meal
Overall, how important is loyalty?
Anonymous Poll
61%
Very important
29%
Somewhat important
7%
I am indifferent
2%
Not incredibly important
1%
Not important at all
Would you consider yourself gullible?
Anonymous Poll
8%
I am not easily fooled
44%
I am naturally skeptical
22%
Neither one way or another
19%
Fool me once, shame on you
7%
I take everything at face value
Which would you rather have in your next home?
Anonymous Poll
18%
A slide from the upstairs to the downstairs
13%
Stripper pole
15%
Soda fountain
1%
Shopping cart corral filled with carts
7%
25 kittens
3%
Dual toilets (in the same room)
18%
RGB siding
26%
A mote and drawbridge
Do you smoke in your car?
Anonymous Poll
11%
Yes
53%
I don’t smoke
5%
I don’t have a car
18%
I don’t smoke and I don’t have a car
13%
No
Someone says "BINGO". Your first thought is ...
Anonymous Poll
43%
Someone just won a game
6%
There was a farmer who had a dog...
3%
This plane is gonna run out of fuel
42%
They just figured something out
1%
A "Business-oriented International Non-Government Organization"
4%
Probably some furry named that
2%
I remember a game show named "LINGO" with Chuck Woolery
Have you ever flown on a privately chartered aircraft?
Anonymous Poll
18%
Yes
77%
No
4%
I don’t know
Are you currently comfortable with the way you’re sitting?
Anonymous Poll
50%
Yes
17%
No
33%
“I’m not technically sitting”
My living space is
Anonymous Poll
8%
Organized and Neat
33%
Mostly organized and neat
42%
Somewhat unorganized and cluttered
18%
Unorganized and cluttered
The IRS Tax Deadline is Monday, April 18th. Have you filed your taxes yet?
Anonymous Poll
61%
Yes
15%
No
24%
I’m not a US citizen, or I don’t file taxes
This is how I sleep 💤
Anonymous Poll
50%
On a bed, with a frame and a headboard
30%
On a bed with a basic metal frame, no headboard
6%
On a box spring and mattress, no frame, on the floor
4%
On a mattress on the floor
1%
On an air mattress
2%
On a futon
2%
On a couch/hide a bed
2%
On the floor
3%
It varies/no consistent place where you sleep
What do you normally wear to sleep?
Anonymous Poll
43%
Underwear
5%
Sweat pants
14%
Actual pajamas
7%
Street Clothes
32%
Nothing at all
Select a 'Tourette's Guy' quote you would repeat to your mom, dad, or unsuspecting loved one without any context.
Anonymous Poll
8%
Don't talk shit about Total®️!
4%
Fashion Bug®️!
10%
Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!
27%
Oh, Bob Saget!
15%
It's embarassing as FUCK to have an ASS.
3%
Alright, who wrankled my Randy Travis poster, pissed on the seat, and hid my keys?
7%
That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just tit dirt.
17%
You can't do shit without your balls.
10%
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out [..] about Big Foot. UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit
How cold do you like your drinking water?
Anonymous Poll
1%
Hot
1%
Warm
19%
Room Temperature
50%
Chilled
28%
Practically glacial
2%
I don’t drink water