Tag yourself. Which Metalocalypse character are you.
Anonymous Poll
5%
Nathan Explosion
7%
Toki Wartooth
3%
skwisgaar skwigelf
4%
Murderface
3%
Pickles
3%
Dr Rockso
2%
Charles Offdensen
1%
Mr. Salacia
2%
Another character
71%
I've never seen Metalocalypse
Hypothetically, if you could get away with it, do you think you are capable of premeditated murder?
Anonymous Poll
40%
Yes
42%
No
18%
I don't know
Hypothetically, you find $50,000 on the street. No one is looking for this money. What do you do?
Anonymous Poll
59%
Keep it all for yourself/your friends
2%
Give it all to a charity, or organization that could really use it
22%
Keep some, donate the rest
14%
Turn it into the authorities
3%
Leave it there, it's bad luck
Now that the CDC has released a statement regarding face masks, and state restrictions are letting up on the requirements, how likely are you to continue wearing face masks in public?
Anonymous Poll
26%
I'll still wear a mask, and don't see myself stopping
34%
I'll still wear a mask for a while, but will eventually stop when herd immunity is reached
18%
I'll still wear a mask at crowded events, but smaller stuff/daily tasks I won't
8%
I'll wear a mask when I'm feeling ill, but otherwise wont
15%
State restriction gone, mask gone
How often do you global search your Telegram for your name(s) or your kink/interest(s) of choice?
Anonymous Poll
60%
I didn't realize I could do that
30%
Once in a while
1%
Once a week
1%
Once daily
7%
Every time I'm bored
0%
It's always in the search bar I just hit backspace and type the last char again to update it
When someone misgenders you...
Anonymous Poll
10%
It matters to me and I correct them
10%
It matters to me, but I don't correct them
10%
It doesn't matter to me but I correct them
27%
It doesn't matter to me and I don't correct them
34%
N/A - I have never been misgendered
10%
N/A - I am gender-fluid/am all genders/transcend gender/don't subscribe/disagree with the premise
When someone reports that they can't work today because they're ill, you would say they ...
Anonymous Poll
75%
Called in sick
18%
Called out sick
7%
Calling off sick
Bi-Weekly fandom wide check in: COVID vaccination Status.
Feel free to share, last results: 23/14/18/45
Feel free to share, last results: 23/14/18/45
Anonymous Poll
15%
Not vaccinated, but intend to
13%
Not vaccinated and don't intend to
11%
Partially vaccinated
61%
Fully vaccinated
Have you ever played the online furry text based role playing game "Furcadia"?
Anonymous Poll
5%
Yes, 50+ hours worth
15%
Yes, but I could never get into it
32%
No, but I've heard of it
48%
No, I've never heard of it until now
Would you let being understaffed at work influence your decision to take a vacation that was planned in advance?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Yes, I'm management
16%
Yes, I'm not management
75%
No
Which Elon Musk venture do you most think you'll benefit from in the future?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Tesla — Electric vehicles are the future and that's where the excitement is
18%
Solar City — Renewable energy is where it's at
15%
SpaceX — We will need to get off this planet one day.
5%
The Boring Company — Traffic is a nightmare and we need highways to go underground.
10%
Neuralink — VRChat'll be so much better when it's directly connected to your brain.
8%
PayPal — It's all about the money
29%
I hate Elon Musk / find value in none of these prospects/services
If you had to guess, average it out, how much time per week do you spend preparing meals for yourself or others?
Anonymous Poll
27%
Less than an hour (instant meal territory)
19%
1+ hour
26%
3+ hours
15%
5+ hours
7%
8+ hours
2%
10+ hours
3%
15+ hours
Quick Announcement: We have a new 18+ After Dark Furry Statistics channel for those of you that are of age (actually over 95% of you, according to our quality data) and want to participate in polls that are more colourful in nature.
How lucky would you consider yourself?
Anonymous Poll
16%
Very Lucky
34%
Somewhat Lucky
29%
Neither Lucky nor Unlucky
13%
Somewhat Unlucky
8%
Very Unlucky