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#提摩西小队# 今年的月饼也在制作中啦>W<

大家中秋节快乐呀~ source
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饲养员和大家介绍说,仔细看海獭的爪爪是可以收缩的,需要使用的时候,会有指头伸出来~和锋利的牙齿相配合,可以更好地享用海鲜!

但是小爪水獭的爪爪就是一根根的一直都可以看见的。

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冷知识:五仁月饼是常见月饼品种中成本最高的,有兴趣可以去查查榄仁是什么价格。五仁月饼的没落很好的诠释了什么叫劣饼淘汰良饼,人类配不上五仁。 source
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The Big Cat Sanctuary的雪豹双胞胎宝宝Zaya和Attan

第一次来到笼舍外面探索啦~~

小家伙们对一切都充满了好奇

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是狼?是狐狸?傻傻分不清楚

是大长腿的鬃狼~~喜欢吃素~

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不要随便给吃的东西起名字 source
特雷弗·克里斯滕森 —— 裸照系列

美国犹他州摄影师特雷弗·克里斯滕森:在这个裸照系列里,我将裸体为我的拍摄对象们拍照,并记录TA们看到我的裸体时的反应。

注:摄影师在事前已经明确告知过所有摄影对象自己的摄影计划,且确保摄影对象提前给出了知情同意。 source
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橘狐:(。-ω-)鼻子有点冷,借你毛用一下啊!

黑狐:.........

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动物园里吃奶小狮子的动耳神功

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阿拉斯加这个海洋动物救助中心救助的两只小海獭已经健康长大了~

视频里的是其中一只女孩~感觉像是口欲期的婴儿,遇到的一切玩具她都必须拿过来细细咀嚼一番用嘴巴探索世界的阶段~

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宝贝你是一颗小土豆!!!

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“我就是单纯地无法抗拒一只猫,尤其是那种发出咕噜咕噜叫声的猫。”

——马克·吐温 source
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毛绒绒的糯米团子!!

每一只颜值都超高的

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章鱼好吃吗小可爱

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“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”“yeah”“whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/this-ain%27t-some-avant-garde-titanic-poly-romance-it%27s-a-bunch-of-individual-sinking-ships-and-one-uncaring-human-shaped-ice-burg

The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS.

I was an artist’s model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester, despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team’s afternoon practice, but I’m in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me, spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places.

Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor’s whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I’m just dozing, ‘cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest I’d been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth.

And then I fell asleep.

And then I fell off the stool.

I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me. Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn’t just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick.

Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up.

After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn’t dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because I’d done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I’d modeled for, and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences.

postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who’d eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me, and then said hello, excitedly, saying, “sorry, I didn’t recognize you, I’ve never seen you with your clothes on!”

This is honestly so delightful and accurate source
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树袋鼠的吃播又来啦~这次吃的还是西瓜~吧唧吧唧~

看起来比吃叶子香

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