Zamfara governor announces drastic measures to block bandits’ supply over Insecurity

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Presidency: Buhari Govt treating bandits worse than IPOB

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JOKE OF THE DAY
A taxi driver👮🚕💨 is being interrogated after an accident🙄...
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POLICEMAN: so Mr, 🤔how did you kill 59 people? 😐
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TAXI DRIVER: I was driving 🚕💨at 80km/hr when I saw 2 men🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️.... crossin the road, on the other side💁,a wedding was taking place👰🤵....
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I hit the brakes😐but they failed, ❌ so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️ or 🤔run into the wedding party😐...
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POLICE MAN: Hit the 2 men of course🤷
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TAXI DRIVER: 👮 Exactly!! 😏 we think alike but after hitting one, the other man escaped 😐into the wedding ⚡ party so I went after him. 😪

Happy weekend pipo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Make God dey protect us oo

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APC lawmaker, Gagdi writes Buhari, blasts president’s over Insecurity

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DSS using Appeal Court suit to hold detained Sunday Igboho’s aides

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DSS using Appeal Court suit to hold detained Sunday Igboho’s aides

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EPL: Cavani takes final decision on Man Utd future after Ronaldo’s arrival

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Strike: NMA backs resident doctors, gives FG 21-days ultimatum

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A LETTER TO GARRI

Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way .

G - Giver of energy
A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)
R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints
I - Increaser of agility

Some friends have described you in many ways like
... Students power
... Life support
... The last hope of the common man
... Weakness extinguisher

You are the first son of cassava
The sibing of Akpu (Fufu)
The father of Eba
The cousin to Tapioca

My love for you is indescribable
Corn flakes came but he left me
Golden morn also came but left me too
But you came and stood by me

Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing

I enjoy taking you with
Groundnuts
Fish
Kulikuli ( child to groundnut)
Beans
Moi-moi (child to beans)
Akara (sibling to moi-moi)

You work hand to hand with your associates like
Sugar
Milk
Coconut
Soya milk etc

Beloved Garri, I will never leave you or abandon you for your taste is more than a thousand corn flakes

Thanks you

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Oby Ezekwesili joins Yale University as senior fellow

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EPL: Manchester United edge out Wolves in tiny 1-0 win

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AfroBasket: Nigeria’s D’Tigers lose to Cote d’Ivoire

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Nigerians in United States seek New York ‘sister city’ agreement with Lagos

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Buhari: IPOB are thieves not freedom fighters

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Bandits murder Senate Majority Leader’s son Captain Ibn Na’Allah

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Mbappe shines as Messi makes PSG debut against Reims

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FAAN: Murtala Muhammed International Airport 18L runway yet to have lights

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YouTube star Jake Paul defeats Tyron Woodley in boxing debut

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Tokyo Paralympics: Folasade Oluwafemiayo breaks world record, wins powerlifting gold

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