A man goes to a farmer in Galicia and says:
"Can I speak to your dog?"
The farmer says,
"Sure, but my dog doesn't talk."

The man asks,
"Dog, how's life?"
And the dog says,
"Yeah, not bad. I help the farmer out, keep an eye on things, and he feeds me too."
The farmer looks stunned.

And the man says,
"Can I speak to your horse?"
The farmer says,
"My horse doesn't talk."

So the man goes
"Hey horse, you okay?"
The horse replies "Yeah he brushes me twice a day and feeds me properly"
The farmer becomes even more shocked.

Then the man turns and asks "Can I speak to your sheep?"
the farmer interrupts and says:
"THAT SHEEP'S A FUCKING LIAR!"

Fun fact: Gallegos invented the condom by using a sheep's lower intestine. Years later, the Spanish refined the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.

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Just wrung one of my homunculus dry to get this potion, is this a good harvest?

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Shoutout to my pal Wulfgar I could post a turd in a tuxedo and he'd repost it still

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This nigga posted a girl he had e-sex with as a flex then proceeded to tell everyone he mogged us.

It's over for the gnome chat.

I have received news the girl blocked him and he publicly begged her to unban him.

We're not gonna survive this.

If you told me Americans will dye their ponds instead of taking care of them naturally I'd probably tell you that you're exaggerating but yeah no, they DO do that.