We're closing the direct messages line, my sanity's not worth whatever I gain from this.

violence is my love language

>Femboy
>Violent

GN!!!

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The lion GMs the gnome chat on a wonderful Saturday

A man goes to a farmer in Galicia and says:
"Can I speak to your dog?"
The farmer says,
"Sure, but my dog doesn't talk."

The man asks,
"Dog, how's life?"
And the dog says,
"Yeah, not bad. I help the farmer out, keep an eye on things, and he feeds me too."
The farmer looks stunned.

And the man says,
"Can I speak to your horse?"
The farmer says,
"My horse doesn't talk."

So the man goes
"Hey horse, you okay?"
The horse replies "Yeah he brushes me twice a day and feeds me properly"
The farmer becomes even more shocked.

Then the man turns and asks "Can I speak to your sheep?"
the farmer interrupts and says:
"THAT SHEEP'S A FUCKING LIAR!"

Fun fact: Gallegos invented the condom by using a sheep's lower intestine. Years later, the Spanish refined the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.

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Just wrung one of my homunculus dry to get this potion, is this a good harvest?

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Shoutout to my pal Wulfgar I could post a turd in a tuxedo and he'd repost it still