Zippertits or soyboy?

Everybody dies. Fat people die faster. Let's speculate on who will win the race to the great buffet in the sky.

Notable fats and their comorbidities incoming.

(H)Amberlynn Reid - Age 31 - DOB Dec 27, 1990


-Highest Claimed Weight: 572 lbs
-Highest Suspected Weight: possibly 600+ lbs in 2019
-Most Recent Claimed Weight: 488 lbs (June 2020)
-Amberlynn has acanthosis nigricans (beetus knuckles), frequent UTIs but never finishes her meds, and at one point was very near or possibly broke 600 lbs.
-Amber has (had?) cancer
-Uterus count: 0/1

Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Age 38 - DOB March 28th 1984


-Highest Claimed Weight: 399 lbs
-Current Claimed Weight: 399 lbs on a scale that only goes up to 400 lmao
-Current Suspected Weight: 420-460 lbs
-Flobby bobby is so damaged on the inside that she had her galbladder and uterus removed on separate occasions, and also has suffered from blood clots.
-Chantal has the ‘beetus
-Uterus count 0/1

Amy Ramadan / Amy's Life Journey - Age 41 - DOB August 27, 1981


-Highest Claimed Weight: 535 lbs
-Most Recent Weight: 480 lbs (March 2020)
-Current Suspected Weight: 500+ lbs
-Amy is filthy, huge, and has “light” beetus in addition to 3 young pitri dishes living in her care and shitting in her van.

Tammy Slaton / The (fatter) Slaton Sister - Age 36- DOB July 27, 1986


-Highest Weight: 605 lbs lol 644 lbs (Jan 2021)
-Current Weight 644lbs
-Tammy was previously hospitalized and nearly died from pneumonia.
-Tammy caught Covid and also got pneumonia again but she fucking LIVED.
-Currently in fat camp rehab.

Anna O'Brien / Glitter and Lazers - Age 38 - DOB October 29, 1984


-Suspected weight: 400+ lbs
-Anna's mother and sister both died tragically young from fat-related things. Anna also travels frequently and doesn't wash her hands before picking at her face as evidenced by the nasty sores that never heal

Jaimie Weisberg - Age 29 - DOB October 9, 1993.

-Suspected weight 500+
-Claims to be "in recovery" from an undisclosed eating disorder despite not losing weight.
-Jew