OH THE HOLY I AM SUCH A GOOBER

TODAY'S THE DAY

I KNEW I WAS MISSING OUT ON "SOMETHING"

go on guys make your wishes

#suggestion by @ksenon_shoko

did uyo know that today one of those days you can distract number of month and number of day off 500 and get a cool numbr

othe inclodw:

17th of January
16th of February
15th of March
14th of April
13th of May
12th of June
11th of July
10th of August
9th of September (also 9.9, cool)
8th of October
7th of November
6th of December

#suggestion by техрочка

my friend gave me a bracelet and it has my wife's name and also for no reason at all has a funny amount of beads

#suggestion by ksenon

count the red beads,,,

this is fate

deltaurne in 48 days 20-something hours

#suggestion by .... iris the chat bot of all people