My child is having a level 5 meltdown over her tooth about to fall out
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Sfaccimm hasn’t spoken to me since I said that a cream filled dessert taquito is basically a cannoli yesterday btw
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“I want the 14 cut” Hitler stache and hair cut. Very wise choice sir
Can I get a zog trim?
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This implies the existence of good Paul McCartney
Paul was replaced with a fake. Dont you know that
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My kids musical tastes (basically 4 on the floor pop dance) is slowly changing me
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How much more evidence do you need to finally believe in the death of woke™️?
Whats the next line in tbe meme
Playing Life the board game but having my wife hiss at me for every choice (just like real life)
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"Oh you got married you sure it hasn't worked out for you so far. Oh some things are worth spending money on"
Just move my guy the 5 spaces and give me the payday
Just move my guy the 5 spaces and give me the payday
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