You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 123456789*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok… Oh, anyway…Good
Night! 😉

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Good Morning🌞
Start your Sunday with a clean heart. No doubt, no tears, no fears, no worries. God bless your day!

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Always remember that if you’re not good, then you can still be used as a bad example.

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No one:

Me: I know World is hell, but may I ask
which floor?

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If stupidity was a profession, then we’d have
a world full of billionaires.

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You were my cup of tea, But i drink champagne now.😎

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OF COURSE I TALK TO MY
SELF SOMETIMES I NEED
EXPERT ADVICE.😜😜

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”What’s a queen without her
king? Well historically
speaking, more powerful”👸

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Oh, you’re dating my ex Cool, I’m eating a Sandwich… want those Leftovers too😈

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“Unless your name is Google stop acting
like you know everything.”

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“I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.”

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“Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”💔

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Why attend someone’s funeral if they aren’t going to attend yours?🤔🤓

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ⁱ ᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵍᵒᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘⁿⁱˢʰ ᵐᵉ,
ⁿᵉˣᵗ ᵈᵃʸ ⁱ ᵐᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ.😢😢

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👿For Ex😈

Tell me… Is being stupid
a profession or are you
just gifted?

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*Me washing my car*

Someone : Hey what’s up?
Washing your car?

Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus.

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age comes with wisdom, but sometimes age comes
alone.😂

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