Cutting my farts in half with a pair of scissors to make them stink twice as long

Ordering a light lunch

Currently in a fart gap relationship

The bitch farting more than me 😡

April farts day

fartin it up vintage style

🇮🇷🇧🇭🤢- Sirens heard in Braphrain

Missile fragments just landed on my undies

Just ate 3 pickled eggs so no open flames tonight

Fart advisory in the forecast

3 pickled eggs were not a wise choice before church last night

One brap feels amazing, 20 braps in 1 minute you're in fucking hell

He is risen
Happy easter

Tung tung tung fartsur

Farted away a stomach ache 😎

Have a fartastic day