Just installed a new hand dryer

Edward Fartyhands

Fart nation wake up

That was just a warning strike

If you don't negotiate the re-opening of the strait of wulfgar we will have to deploy the nuclear shart option

Cutting my farts in half with a pair of scissors to make them stink twice as long

Ordering a light lunch

Currently in a fart gap relationship

The bitch farting more than me 😡

April farts day

fartin it up vintage style

🇮🇷🇧🇭🤢- Sirens heard in Braphrain

Missile fragments just landed on my undies

Just ate 3 pickled eggs so no open flames tonight

Fart advisory in the forecast