Forwarded from Pierre
Yeah, and the people seems to forget we all came from Noah and his three sons.
I'm thinking of starting a religion, its based on my interpretation of some old hebrew scriptures which I have zero context for.
Basically my religion we worship Zesus
He is the son the God
He died aged 33 but he was resurrected and then he fucked off again but he's going to return one day.
He was killed by transvestites on a cube so now we all wear cubes around our necks.
we must work for the transvestites and let them own all our cooperations, we must let them control what we see on the TV and in the media.
We will name these transvestites Dews.
We must always talk about the 6 million dews who died in compost chambers by the nazis.
It's the law and if anyone disagrees this event took place we should lock those people in prison.
My religion will bow down to every government psyop so you follow them like sheep but I will give you Sundays off work.
It has the same benefits to you as being in every other cult.. zero.
So who wants to join?
Praise Zesus
🙏
Basically my religion we worship Zesus
He is the son the God
He died aged 33 but he was resurrected and then he fucked off again but he's going to return one day.
He was killed by transvestites on a cube so now we all wear cubes around our necks.
we must work for the transvestites and let them own all our cooperations, we must let them control what we see on the TV and in the media.
We will name these transvestites Dews.
We must always talk about the 6 million dews who died in compost chambers by the nazis.
It's the law and if anyone disagrees this event took place we should lock those people in prison.
My religion will bow down to every government psyop so you follow them like sheep but I will give you Sundays off work.
It has the same benefits to you as being in every other cult.. zero.
So who wants to join?
Praise Zesus
🙏