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And as the toes of the feet were part of iron, and part of clay, so the kingdom shall be partly strong, and partly broken.

And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.

And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, but it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.

Daniel 2
If you are 100% positive you are one of the few people on earth that totally understand the Bible there is going to be an entire wall in heaven dedicated to close up photos of the surprise on your faces when you get there and realize you had some very big things wrong. And that's the best case scenario for you.
"The crowd" have always been excitable, fickle and stupid. Trying to fit in with them will slowly destroy you. 60% of these people don't even have an internal monologue. It's just a fluoride encrusted monkey banging cymbals upstairs. When you challenge their world view the cymbals clang harder. They are told what to think by a screen they know is lying to them but choose to remain plugged in for fear of being labeled an outcast. They are in a cult. It's sad yes and pull them out if you can but DO NOT LET THEIR FLUORIDE MONKEYS DICTATE YOUR BEHAVIOR. EVER.
What's with the funny hats anyway? Jews, Anglicans, Catholics, Orthos. They all wear stupid hats. What's the story? Let me guess, there's some vague symbology meaning but then deep down what? Satan hat? To shield your mind from God? Spill the beans assholes.
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I can't keep up with how stupid the world is getting but here's a snippet
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Just a random grotesque theory but I think the plot of star wars may center around fragmenting a child's mind for mk ultra programming using anal sex.

The target area is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

Real mature Lucas.
At least his CGI is better than NASA's.
Anyway case in point is all space movies are gay space movies.
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This guys great
Admiral Benson 2.0
If we just vote harder things might really change this time 😂
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So I just landed from our holliday and the fruitcakes are apparently spraying grey stuff now?
ItS jUsT eXhAuSt FuMeS
No either that things on fire or it's spraying you with stuff.
Accept it and move on.
2 Samuel 12
This chapter is JAM PACKED with important things to learn. I won't do it justice. You listen and take what God reveals.
Dragons

Is it not fierce when it is awakened? Who is he, then, who can stand before it?

Who can uncover its outer covering? Who can penetrate to the inside of its armor?

Who can open the doors of its mouth? Its teeth all around are fearsome.

Its back has rows of shields, shut up closely together as with a seal; each one is so close to the next that no air can come between them. They lock tightly together, one to the next; they cling together and cannot be separated.

Its snorting throws out flashes of light; its eyes are like the red glow of dawn.

Out of its mouth go flames, sparks of fire shoot forth!

Its breath sets coals ablaze and a flame shoots from its mouth.

It regards iron as straw and bronze as rotten wood.

Its underparts are the sharp points of potsherds, it leaves its mark in the mud like a threshing sledge.

It makes the deep boil like a cauldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment. It leaves a glistening wake behind it; one would think the deep had a head of white hair.


Job 41
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🤧 Flu holliday lesson and predestination.
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Opening scene for body double is an astronaut on a Hollywood movie set.
Jonnies Epic Rants
Be suspicious
Update:
I'm half way through the docco sighted in this talk as an example and they just said Jesus was an undead golem. Went full retard real quick.
Be suspicious. Always.
Don't waste energy arguing about what everyone already knows. There is a deeper reason for all the problems we see. Say what's true and keep moving.
Kindly refrain from feeding the ducks your goyslop. It's not healthy for them.
Regards, the government.