we got new neighbors recently and they are like 50 but yesterday they started BLASTING EARLY 2000S DANCE MUSIC MIXTAPES AND I WAS VIBING SO MUCH I WENT THERE IN PERSON TO SHAKE THEIR HANDS

YO?

selling my tf2 unusuals mere months before the bot pandemic started feels like some sort of short selling shenanigan

i have seen pyrocynical react to a documentary about the tf2 idlers recently asking “how is this possible how do they make any money from this” and like i know for a fact (mostly because i got to talk to one of them back in the day) a lot of tf2 idlers are russian and considering their currency and price for electricity they were actually making an ok profit

youtube shorts is always showing me videos with names like MRBEAST ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS RAWDOGS ANNIHILATES THE ALGORITHM MAKING IT HIS BITCH USING ONE SIMPLE SECRET SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOU PEASANT BROKE IDIOT

how to i vote for the new president of the asus republic of gamers how does it work what sort of election system is in place

european childhood had me play shit like this

I HAVE SEEN A CYBERTRUCK IRL TODAY for the first time ever AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT HOW OUT OF PLACE IT LOOKS BASICALLY EVERYWHERE

it looks like a project car made out of lada niva scraps

gaming (big thanks to @r_marked on twitter i will treasure this and try to do something cool with it)

ALSO:

shoutout to kai for this insanely cool picture

about to have a big cup of GENERIC

the irrational need to own a Citroën Ami just because it looks cute

nintendo snitch direct

irl friend of mine wanted a bao the whale autograph and told me he’d get me a pizza in exchange for it so i made sure it was legally binding

got to try the IRS burger while I'm still in the US