you watch one (1) video about mk ultra at 3am and suddently your whole feed is john kiriakou taling about how he got screwed over by the CIA after blowing the whistle on enhanced interrogation

if i buy something from your website and the checkout errors out and you say oh we have a 24/7 and THE FUCKING 24/7 CHAT IS JUST A FUCKING GPT-5 INSTANCE TELLING ME TO WAIT FOR AN AGENT THE FOLLOWING DAY you should reconsider your choices

thank you youtube for reminding me to disable it right now

you can gaslight people into thinking this song was in one of the shrek movies with a pretty decent success rate

needed to buy a label printer and just found out that dymo put DRM on PAPER are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

my sister sent me the framework 16 video because it popped up on her youtube feed and she got jumpscared by my voice lmao

for context: she knew that i was working on something for them but not what precisely so she wasn’t expecting that video to be the one hahahahaha

insane algo pull

so you are a portal 2 fan? name every lore accurate parallel universe cave johnson stole tests from

if everyone is using chatgpt to write their resumes that are then read by llms trained to only do that to find the best candidates i wonder how difficult it would be to identify the most used ones by huge corps and potentially design an adversarial attack to poison your resume in a way that is not visible by humans but actually makes your resume stand out above every other one to the machine reading it

in other words: lmaobox for employment

oh ok

guys i think something is up with my youtube home page

ordered a new iphone after years of holding on to my mini, unfortunately the mini will undoubtedly remain my favorite ergonomic option and the only one that works properly with the size of my hands but i really do need a better camera/more battery/a 120hz screen

apple memories showing me this picture where i look ok but i was actually sick as fuck after catching covid for the first time in my life 2 years ago at a friend’s place in the netherlands (sorry for that btw if you are reading this i could not foresee it)

weirdly relevant again

there are so many family guy episodes by now you are always bound to find one that is specifically tuned to be relevant to any daily news at hand