da yoshi fit fo today

thinking about when steve jobs accused bill gates of ripping off mac os and bill replied like this

source: https://folklore.org/A_Rich_Neighbor_Named_Xerox.html

what’s going on why are they just stealth dropping them like this where is the cool conference with weird misleading numbers that wouldn’t be needed because the chips are actually powerful on their own merits

in today's episode of "fami is harassed by weird guys on public transport":
a random guy said my hair was nice which idk is pretty common so i said thanks
then he took a hit of a disposable vape and pointed at it saying "it's the same color as this"
aaaaand then he said "hi my name is X" and tried to shake hands with me
so i did because idk what i was supposed to do and as i did HE KISSED IT ????????????????
and so i YELLED OUT LOUD "BRO... NO"
and he straight up RIGHT AFTER THIS asked me "do you have a boyfriend????" to which i immediately replied "yeah" because what the fuck is this
he then said out lout "damn you are so pretty", opened his phone, scrolled some whatsapp chats until he landed on what i presume was his ex gf's chat and zoomed on her propic

what the FUCK

i should probably just drive around maybe

the disposable vape and hand kiss negative rizz combo was insane this is like peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaB7nCdId0Y

HERE IT IS

THE NEW MAC MINI IS SO CUTE

good colors for imacs, cute mac minis, we are so fucking back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtFm9n3NVzE
Apple published the announcement video, it is SO ADORABLE

and finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0cmfY7qdmY

banger video as expected from jai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKJjfAZNZo

sony XPLOD is definitely one of the product lines

i press my mac's power button something like once every 2 weeks lol it's not a big deal

i am referring to the mac mini thing ofc

we all know what needs to be uploaded to it and we all know nintendo wouldn't like it

due to unforeseen stuff happening irl i couldn’t do anything for halloween or go to any party this year but i will be posting my costume here soon regardless cause fuck it why not

apple buying pixelmator unironically makes me happy because if there is someone who can turn it into a free photoshop killer bundled in with macos it’s THEM

look at garageband which was born out of them buying logic

one thing i have always appreciated about macos is that the bundled in apps are not just there as cheap ass samples but you can actually do some serious creative work with them