Dale: feeder
Scoot: feedie
Keeper: landlord
Socrates: the guy who's shed Scoot and Dale used to whack-off in

Life as a telegram admin isn't all sex, drugs, fast cars, and guns. Sometimes it's having 10,875 pics in your gallery and you're trying to find one specific fucking meme that you know is in there.

Speak for yourself, I guess I’m hogging all the sex, drugs, fast cars and guns

Only real gas stations have this jerky

it's that time of year again

People seem to forget that the Rothschilds in London made England fight forever-wars across the planet before the Rothschilds in New York made the US do it. As if the pull out from Calcutta or Palestine was any different than Kabul or Saigon Ho Chi Minh City? The only difference is the British Forever-Wars were done during a time of European cultural dominance, so they left behind nice legacies like Darjeeling, as compared to the post European world leaving behind a legacy of obliterated infrastructure and Iraqi pride festivals.
With jews, you lose.

He actually cooked with this one. Been thinking this for a while

Feminism has ensured that men still are expected to fulfil their ancient obligations to protect and provide (think “he has to be 6 foot” i.e. protect and “earn 6 figures” I.e. provide) but women are no longer obliged to fulfil their end of the bargain to respect and support her husband since, as they say with regard to what they bring to the table; “I am the table”.

Making it clear this - which all women have unfortunately internalised - will not stand in your relationship with a potential spouse is critical to make clear as early as feasible.