I'm a short king 😔 but fuck em 😈

Wow he's just like me

gosh so aweful. Could you imagine people causing funny on the internet? Just terrifying

Always, always, everything changes
All the things that I took for granted
Because even without saying things like “I’m fine by myself”
You still treat me kindly

"maam, I need you to lay down traditional eagle style"

"sir, this is a wendy's

WHENDEEZ NUTS HIT YO FACE