Forwarded from Deranged Posting (meek)
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True story, many times over unfortunately:
A priest sitting in a confessional really needs to use the bathroom to take a dump...
So he peeks his head out, spots the janitor, and waves him over.
Priest: "could you please sit in the confessional while I run to the bathroom? I'll be very quick!"
Janitor: "but what if someone comes in? I have no idea what to do..."
Priest: "no worries, just make them say several Hail Mary's and send them in their way!"
Reluctantly, the janitor accepts and the priest steps out.
Moments later, a woman enters the confessional.
Woman: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have committed the act of anal sex and really liked it!"
The janitor thinks to himself "jeez, that's quite a sin in my opinion, I'm not sure if several Hail Mary's are enough..."
He peeks his head out looking for the priest, but spots the alter boy instead and waves him over.
Janitor: "really quick, what does the priest usually give for anal sex?"
Altar boy: "2 Snickers and a coke."
A priest sitting in a confessional really needs to use the bathroom to take a dump...
So he peeks his head out, spots the janitor, and waves him over.
Priest: "could you please sit in the confessional while I run to the bathroom? I'll be very quick!"
Janitor: "but what if someone comes in? I have no idea what to do..."
Priest: "no worries, just make them say several Hail Mary's and send them in their way!"
Reluctantly, the janitor accepts and the priest steps out.
Moments later, a woman enters the confessional.
Woman: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have committed the act of anal sex and really liked it!"
The janitor thinks to himself "jeez, that's quite a sin in my opinion, I'm not sure if several Hail Mary's are enough..."
He peeks his head out looking for the priest, but spots the alter boy instead and waves him over.
Janitor: "really quick, what does the priest usually give for anal sex?"
Altar boy: "2 Snickers and a coke."
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Forwarded from Justin Deschamps
This bill is the biggest SPIT IN THE FACE we've seen yet, and I love it. Why? Because the selling out of America has been happening for a VERY long time, but it's been hard for people to see. This bill makes it obvious.
Frankly, anyone who supports this bill betrays themselves as a traitor to the very spirit of freedom in our country and the most basic sense of the word.
What this should show you is that the world is really dominated by masters and slaves—since the essence of all slavery is the loss of autonomy and freedom of choice.
We already have to work our lives away just to survive, but now they want to force us to buy products and support nations we don't want to. This reveals the mindset that has been lurking behind the scenes and has infested the upper class for a long time.
NO MORE!
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
I will be voting NO.
It is my job to defend American’s rights to buy or boycott whomever they choose without the government harshly fining them or imprisoning them.
But what I don’t understand is why we are voting on a bill on behalf of other countries and not the President’s executive orders that are FOR OUR COUNTRY???
Frankly, anyone who supports this bill betrays themselves as a traitor to the very spirit of freedom in our country and the most basic sense of the word.
What this should show you is that the world is really dominated by masters and slaves—since the essence of all slavery is the loss of autonomy and freedom of choice.
We already have to work our lives away just to survive, but now they want to force us to buy products and support nations we don't want to. This reveals the mindset that has been lurking behind the scenes and has infested the upper class for a long time.
NO MORE!
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
I will be voting NO.
It is my job to defend American’s rights to buy or boycott whomever they choose without the government harshly fining them or imprisoning them.
But what I don’t understand is why we are voting on a bill on behalf of other countries and not the President’s executive orders that are FOR OUR COUNTRY???
Forwarded from The General
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced that the bill threatening Americans with fines up to $1 million or 20 years in prison for boycotting Israel will no longer be brought to a vote.
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MFW I pull the fortune from the cookie
"You will face many challenges, but losing your left sock will become your greatest mystery—confound it, a journey of endless laundry cycles awaits!"
"You will face many challenges, but losing your left sock will become your greatest mystery—confound it, a journey of endless laundry cycles awaits!"
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