Saw a fat mexican kid at the store walk past the wet floor sign and slip and fall on the floor.
Mfw Christmas magic is real.

Good morning!

Spreading Christmas cheer

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Merry Christmas motherfuckers.

May we all rejoice the birth of Christ.

My son playing fortnight yells into the mic:
"Turn that off! Nobody likes that Mexican crap! Go back to your own country!"
My wife says to me: " That's two of your sons that talks like that."

Where did I lose the 3rd? ...