God I want to mow my lawn so bad

Racist? Yeah that's me. I have to shit a lot and the others want to race me to the bathroom. What do you mean when you call me a racist? I'm the fastest poop in the west, try my slight of hand

ps: I might be a slow pooper, you never know these days

Nasa's Kennedy has entered HURCON II ahead of Hurricane Milton's approach.

If you live in the Florida Man's Land, be safe

i just buy menthol juul. it's like taking a drag of the future, its awesome

damn, y'all memes are lit today

Me when I am totally a normal person

he's me bros 💪😭

We out here making our own pizza from scratch. Sauce and herbs from the garden harvests. Hand made dough. Simple ingredients. God is good.

Hey anon, how you had a good day. If not, tomorrow is a day you can make better.

Good morning!