🇷🇺⚡- BREAKING: Russia has captured New York.

Turns out New York is a place in Ukraine, sorry to get everybody’s hopes up

Milglockee

I find it funny how people almost universally agree they’d rather feel pain than feel nothing but will still themselves still be cowed into inaction by fear of failure and pain

I just had to get a DOT CDL physical.

It was a female doctor.

She had to check for hernia.

At the end, she told me my erection was appreciated but not necessary.

Gold coming out of deranged posting today (this always happens when my phone has no storage left… forbidden fruit, always the sweetest)

“Why do you hate women so much?”
The evidence: